Oh me oh my

So, I was looking through my old year books (backwards) and when I got to my freshman year of Highschool, I puked all over my book.

Puked with laughter.

There's just so much that I must warn EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM about but, tragically, I cannot.

This is a healing piece for me. I think putting this together and allowing everyone to see my humble fat-fat-chubby faced beginnings will help me move on. And also help you with any "lulz shortage" you may be experiencing.

You'll notice that the "lol's" begin in 7th grade and extend into the first part of my senior year of high school. As you can imagine, those were a tough 5 years for me.

Then Shinkendo came into my life and helped me to become the shining pinnacle of awe, wonderment and further more-bad assery that you know and are obligated to love today.

**Notes:
*This is a very comprehensive time line of my life. My most significant events were the one time I wore the Dragonball Z Shirt, when I got my hoodie, when I discovered Shinkendo and then when I grew my beard. All of those things are the only things that define who I am as a person.
*Voted the "Hottest 6th Grader Ever" as of October, 2008.
*In the 7th and 8th photos I did not have something hanging out of my nose, it's just that my left nostril is naturally darker than my right. It's something I've dealt with my whole life.
*I must say that I admire my own consistency. I had the same haircut for over 7 years.
*12th is the first documented proof that my hoodie actually was black at one point.
*The Joker represents the "From Now On" phases of my life. My ulterior motive for constructing this was to make it easy on future CSI investigators and news paper information gathering in the future. So, in advance, you're welcome.