**All of the above activities will apply to you as described if you FAIL ME.**

-CopyPASTEx2 from Salamandersoup who copied it from Legato 895 -

*DISCLAIMER* If you have an iphone/itouch and you live within swording distance of me, it's in your best interest to respond >:I

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Copypasta'd from =Legato895's journal, but just pretend I wrote it instead, because everything still holds true. YOU GUYS. I DID THE CUTSCENES. You know you want to play this game so bad. Let me just say "unicorns impaling each other", and I'll let your imagination do the rest. ;D (Also, I fixed your erratic capitalization, Michael. No need to thank me. :3)

The company I work for is about to release an iPhone game similar to "Metalgear Solid Touch" and even though the deadline is getting down to the "OMG" range, I still want to run it through as many people as I can. To do this, I need a UDID for each device.

To find your iPhone's UDID, just plug it into your computer and wait until iTunes recognizes it. Select your phone from the Devices list in iTunes and click the "Summary" tab. To see your UDID, click on the word "serial number" beside the picture of the iPhone. You should see the word "identifer" and an alphanumeric string – this is your UDID.

To copy it, just press Command + C on your Mac's keyboard (or control + C in Windows).

Paste it here as a comment and I'll get you something in the next day or so with instructions and the like!

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*DISCLAIMER number 2* I believe we only have a limited amount of permissons to give out for this game, so, ACT QUICKLY.

I don't know how I did it, but I made one a.m. happen twice this morning. Looks like I've magic'd up a free hour for all of America to enjoy.

You're welcome, America.

I have a hypothesis;

I theorize that if I place "Naruto" in the search queries for every one of my deviations, my "deviant popularity" will double almost over night.

Here goes!

So, today while I was seated on my bed applying foot coverings to my exposed areas, I shifted my weight and ripped my pants.

....

I'm so angry.

What a dumb-ass way to put a sizable hole in the seat of your own pants. If ripping the bottom of your own drawers was not hilarious in itself, I'd be damn near inconsolable right now.

So, I used the word "alluding" in an apporpriate context today.

And I spelled and have contnued spelling it correctly. Dictionary.com has my back on this one, dog.

Werd to ya mutha.